Independent RP, willing to roleplay with anybody, Batman universe or otherwise.
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I found this stray down an alleyway. If no one claims it, I shall adopt it as my own. I was going to call it Fluffy, but I think Leathery might be more applicable.
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Anonymous asked: role playing with yourself again Lucy? and pretending like usual that you have a lover online :'3 lame -.-
Ah, so you know my old pal Lucy. I remember her well. But you’ll note we are no longer in contact. And you will also note that despite her romantic attraction to myself, I rebuked her advances. This tends to throw a little doubt on your suggestion that she and I are one in the same person. It would be quite the disguise for her to be able to throw on a mask and pretend to be a monster, but for her to put on a pair of spectacles and miraculously become Dr Jonathan Crane - well, that would be pure magic.
the-immortal-flower asked: "Yes the include skin shedding." She smiled and crossed her legs.
You seem to be remaining in your spot. Reluctant to leave. I think there’s an ulterior motive to you being here. I think that you want neither therapy, nor a job here. You just want company. But regular company isn’t enough. You need dangerous company. The doldrums of your life need to be brightened by the light that can only be shone by the person wielding a flame. I would be careful what you wish for, my dear. I’m not here simply for people’s amusement. Though often, they exist purely for mine.
the-immortal-flower asked: I do in fact think I am far more capable, and I do not shed Dr. Crane.
Well that’s a relief. And we’re including skin shedding in this, right? I had a patient rip off all his skin once. It was a mess. And the guy was freezing with his flesh all exposed, so the hospital had to buy extra blankets. Add this to the over-time we had to pay our cleaning staff, and that was a very expensive patient. But we broke even after we sold all the ripped up skin and flesh to a hotdog vendor, so I think we broke even in the end.
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Anonymous asked: I'm scared of my own vagina yet I constantly masturbate.
It’s nice that you are still willing to bring joy to something that you fear. For the same reason, I often advise patients to leave snacks out for the ghosts that haunt them.
Fears based in sexuality are not uncommon. That’s why so many people fear intimacy, commitment, and in the case of one patient with a highly unusual sexual past, aquariums. If it’s only your vagina that you’re afraid of, and no one else’s, than maybe you should disguise yours to fool yourself into thinking it’s a new one. Maybe a nice pair of genital sunglasses, or the classic false moustache. And remember the old saying - your vagina is more afraid of you, than you are of it.
the-immortal-flower asked: Why thank you Dr. Crane I'm forever in you favor. as for medical thing I'm know mostly only mental thing such as Phobias, and things like Bi-Polar schizophrenia and all that. Experience wise that is.
If anything, you’re over-qualified. I once recruited an assistant from the alley behind a fast-food restaurant. He was terrible. He knew nothing about medicine, couldn’t even work the equipment, and I don’t think he ever understood a word I said. He was the first and last cat I ever hired. I’m sure you’ll be far more capable than Dr Kitty, and hopefully shed a lot less too.
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How come every time I inject my fear toxin into a young girl with a Tumblr account, she starts screaming about how “THE SHERLOCK AND LOKI TAGS ARE EMPTY!”
the-immortal-flower asked: A little blood never hurt anyone other then then person losing it. And I would not mind at all, I was in fact thinking about meeting with someone there to see for a job.
Your words about blood are like music to my ears. Although I once slipped on a puddle of blood, fell backwards and landed on top of my keys. Not pleasant.
I’m not sure if we have any official job openings at the moment, but I can ask around. We go through junior staff extremely quickly here, since most don’t know what they’re getting into. Although some of them know exactly what they’re getting into, that being the Arkham morgue. But hand in a résumé at reception and we’ll see if we have a place for you. Experience in medical practice, hospitality and euthanasia are recommended, but not a requirement.
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sconic-screwdriver asked: I'm thinking the "Dr. Crane" she's referring to is a new dance craze.
Sounds like it’s time for a hoedown:
There’s a new dance craze
Sweeping the land
So take your partner
By the hand
Turn to the left
Turn to the right
Tie them down
They’ll try and fight
Inject ‘em quick
Watch their blood run
Now they’re hopeless
It’s all good fun
Watch them cry
It won’t take long
If they don’t scream in terror
You’re doing it wrong
And do the Crane
The Doctor Crane
You’d have to be insane
Not to do the Dr Crane!
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the-immortal-flower asked: Oh I'd love, do all the Dr. Crane thank you.
Well, from what I can gather from that, you would be eager to spend some time here at Arkham. There seem to be an oddly high number of young women eager to see my work. I’m not sure what has brought on the interest. But if you’d like to follow me on my rounds one day, I suppose you can wear the doctor’s coat that my last apprentice wore. She certainly no longer needs it. If you don’t have a problem with the occasional bloodstain, and that fact that one of her arms is still inside the coat, I think it should fit you fine.
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